I am here to let u noe that an unknown specimen called, "HAM" is very addictive....
Please try to endure the temptation of eating TOO MUCH HAM!!! Scientist from The Untited States Of Ham have proven that Ham is an evolving race....and it might just tie you to a tree, leaving you helpless....or ambush you in your kitchen.....or maybe even be stalking you when you are in school or taking a bath....Ham(s) exist everywhere.....in the canteen, in super markets..., in fat peoples houses and even in your socks!!!
Do not let them fool you! Outside, they may look like cheap pieces of meat that is PINK!, but they are entirely evil and have diabolical plots to extinguish the human race!!!!
Here are ways from the Ministry Of Health to prevent any diseases like, the Ham Flu, the Ham Cancer, Ham Fever, Mad Ham Disease, H1N1(1 piece of ham and 1 packet of nuts) and many other dangerous diseases related to Ham!
1. visit http://www.hamnonsense.org
2. cover yourself in mustard!( Ham's only weakness)
3. Hit your head as hard as you can with a frying pan
Thank you.
This has been a HNN ( Ham News Network ) news report.....
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